The "Jarring Truth" Print | Kitchen Edition
$16.99
$19.99
Art Print
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PAPER SPECS
Printed on premium 220 gsm matte fine art paper or 200 gsm premium fine art luster paper. This isn't a poster; it's a piece of art.
SHIPPING PROTOCOLS
All prints ship flat because let's face it, who likes curling?? Yeah, I didn't think so. You're welcome.
The Vibe
Witness the exact moment this cucumber realized that "spa day" in the brine wasn't what he signed up for. It’s a little dark, a little twisted, and the perfect conversation starter for your kitchen. Whether it represents existential dread or just a love for a good dill spear, this print is a reminder that the future is... sealed.
Perfect For
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Kitchens that don't take themselves too seriously.
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That friend who is obsessed with canning (or just eating pickles out of the jar at 2 AM).
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Anyone who knows the feeling of the "Sunday Scaries."
The Specs
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Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).
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Inks: Quality ink that keeps these greens vibrant for years.
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Sizes: Available up to 13x19".
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Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).
The Maker Promise
This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it heads out the door.
The "Jarring Truth" Print | Kitchen Edition
$16.99
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