The "Intrusive Thoughts" Print | Strawberry Cake Edition



PAPER SPECS
Printed on premium 220 gsm matte fine art paper or 200 gsm premium fine art luster paper. This isn't a poster; it's a piece of art.
SHIPPING PROTOCOLS
All prints ship flat because let's face it, who likes curling?? Yeah, I didn't think so. You're welcome.
THE VIBE
We have all been this cat. Staring into the middle distance, aggressively ignoring all dietary goals, and contemplating exactly how fast we can devour a slice of cake before anyone walks into the room. This quirky, oil-style print perfectly captures that slightly unhinged, 11 PM sugar craving. Hang it up as a daily reminder that sometimes, you just need to eat the damn cake and deal with the consequences later.
PERFECT FOR
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The Kitchen: To silently validate your midnight snacking habits when everyone else is asleep.
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The Dining Room: Because formal dinnerware is boring, and your guests need to know you don't take yourself too seriously.
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The Office: A highly relatable representation of you staring at your inbox, deeply wishing it was a carb.
THE SPECS
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Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).
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Inks: 6 color high quality inks that keep colors vibrant and blacks deep for years.
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Sizes: Available up to 13x19".
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Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).
THE MAKER PROMISE
This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. With over 20 years of graphic design experience, I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.