The "Intrusive Thoughts" Print | Strawberry Cake Edition

THE VIBE

We have all been this cat. Staring into the middle distance, aggressively ignoring all dietary goals, and contemplating exactly how fast we can devour a slice of cake before anyone walks into the room. This quirky, oil-style print perfectly captures that slightly unhinged, 11 PM sugar craving. Hang it up as a daily reminder that sometimes, you just need to eat the damn cake and deal with the consequences later.

PERFECT FOR

• The Kitchen: To silently validate your midnight snacking habits when everyone else is asleep.

• The Dining Room: Because formal dinnerware is boring, and your guests need to know you don't take yourself too seriously.

• The Office: A highly relatable representation of you staring at your inbox, deeply wishing it was a carb.

THE SPECS

• Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).

• Inks: 6 color high quality inks that keep colors vibrant and blacks deep for years.

• Sizes: Available up to 13x19".

• Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).

THE MAKER PROMISE

This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. With over 20 years of graphic design experience, I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.