SUPPORT WITHOUT THE HOLD MUSIC
Questions? Concerns? Existential Crises?
CUSTOMER SUPPORT, EMOTIONALLY
Have a question? Check the FAQ below first. If you still need to talk to a human (me), fill out the form.
DO YOU COLLECT MY DATA?
Only the boring parts. I don’t care what you had for lunch.
CAN I CHANGE MY ORDER AFTER PURCHASING?
If it hasn’t shipped yet, yes. If it has… time travel is required.
IS THIS ORIGINAL ART?
Yes. Stolen ideas are cheaper elsewhere.
MY TRACKING SAYS “IN TRANSIT.” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
It’s on a journey. Emotionally and geographically.
DO YOU SHIP INTERNATIONALLY?
Yes and No. Your wall deserves culture too, but prints are too fragile and expensive to ship overseas. I currently sell digital prints to customers anywhere in the world but only ship physical prints within the United States.
WHY HASN’T MY ORDER ARRIVED YET?
Because physics. And the postal service.
HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE?
Long enough for anticipation. Not long enough to panic. All orders ship within 48 hours.
Do you accept returns?
Only if it arrived broken.
Can I get a discount?
Probably not. But ambition is admirable.
