The "Ageless" Print | The 'Skincare Struggle' Edition

THE VIBE

Meet your new skincare consultant: a bulldog who has spent more on eye creams than you did on your first car and is still waiting for the "radiance" to kick in. This black-and-white masterpiece captures that exact moment of bathroom-counter existential dread when you realize that "ageless" is less of a goal and more of a polite suggestion from the beauty industry. It’s crisp, it’s clean, and it’s the perfect companion for your own 12-step nighttime routine that you perform strictly out of habit and spite.

PERFECT FOR

• The Beauty Product Hoarder: For the woman whose bathroom counter is a graveyard of "miracle" serums that did absolutely nothing but look expensive.

• The Realistic Aging Icon: A daily reminder that even if you can’t stop time, you can at least look moderately confused while it passes.

• The Modern Bathroom: Because your minimalist tile deserves a subject that perfectly matches your morning "just woke up" energy.

THE SPECS

• Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).

• Inks: 6 color high quality inks that keep colors vibrant and blacks deep for years.

• Sizes: Available up to 13x19".

• Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).

THE MAKER PROMISE

This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. With over 20 years of graphic design experience, I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.