The "Communal Nap Bowl" Print | Procrastination Edition

THE VIBE

Meet the feline equivalent of how you feel after three minutes of folding laundry. This isn’t just a kitten in a bowl; it’s a masterclass in the "if I fits, I sits" philosophy that we humans unfortunately outgrew somewhere around age four. The thick, impressionist brushstrokes and warm, golden lighting suggest a level of peace that is physically impossible to achieve if you have a mortgage or a functional nervous system. Hang this up to remind yourself that while the world is a dumpster fire, at least something, somewhere, is having a really great nap in a ceramic dish.

PERFECT FOR

• The "I’m Just Resting My Eyes" Expert: For the woman who hasn't seen the end of a movie since 2012.

• The Overworked Office: A visual protest against the 40-hour work week and the general concept of being "productive."

• The Empty Nester: Because a sleeping kitten is significantly quieter and more aesthetic than the teenagers who used to inhabit your house.

THE SPECS

• Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).

• Inks: Quality archival inks that keep colors vibrant and blacks deep for years.

• Sizes: Available up to 13x19".

• Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).

THE MAKER PROMISE

This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.