The "Dirty Martini & Zero Regrets" Print | Coastal Widow Edition

THE VIBE

Meet the spirit animal for anyone who has ever looked at their to-do list and decided a dirty martini was a much more productive use of a Tuesday afternoon. This Dalmatian isn't just "on vacation"; she is embodying the exact level of unbothered grace that usually requires an iron-clad prenuptial agreement and a one-way ticket to the Amalfi Coast. Between the pink headscarf and the sunglasses that are definitely larger than her sense of responsibility, she’s here to remind you that if you aren't the main character of your own life, you’re simply doing it wrong.

PERFECT FOR

• The Home Bar: Because if you're going to have a drink at 4:00 PM, you might as well have a sophisticated, spotted witness who won't judge your olive-to-vermouth ratio.

• The "Summer House" Guest Room: To let your visitors know that while you provide the towels, you expect them to match this dog’s level of absolute chill.

• The Friend Who "Needs a Minute": A gift for the woman currently contemplating changing her name and moving to a cabana where the only "deadline" is happy hour.

THE SPECS

• Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).

• Inks: Quality archival inks that keep colors vibrant and blacks deep for years.

• Sizes: Available up to 13x19".

• Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).

THE MAKER PROMISE

This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.