The "Fine Dining" Print | Gluten-Free Edition

THE VIBE

Ah, the authentic experience of being gluten-free at an Italian restaurant. You scan the menu with hope in your heart, and this is what you see: redacted, redacted, redacted. This hilarious, minimalist print captures the sheer joy of ordering the only thing safe for your digestive system—a glass of tap water. With its distressed "Ristorante Italiana" header and aggressive black scribbles, it’s a beautifully cynical tribute to dietary restrictions.

PERFECT FOR

• Dining Rooms: Set the expectations for your dinner guests immediately (yes, we are having salad).

• Gluten-Free Kitchens: A badge of honor for the chef who has mastered the art of almond flour.

• Dietitian Offices: Because if you don't laugh about the bread basket, you'll cry into your lettuce wrap.

THE SPECS

• Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).

• Inks: Quality archival inks that keep colors vibrant and blacks deep for years.

• Sizes: Available up to 13x19".

• Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).

THE MAKER PROMISE

This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.