The "Grand Canal Escape" Print | Delusional Tourist Edition

THE VIBE

Ah, Venice. The city of love, gondolas, and the constant, lingering suspicion that your hotel lobby is slowly becoming a premium aquarium. This watercolor captures the Rialto Bridge in all its soft, impressionist glory—conveniently omitting the 40,000 other tourists currently elbowing you for this exact same photo. It’s dreamy, it’s airy, and it’s the perfect way to pretend you’re sipping a Bellini on a private balcony instead of eating a lukewarm salad in your home office.

PERFECT FOR

• The Armchair Traveler: For the woman who wants the Mediterranean aesthetic without the 12-hour flight, the jet lag, or the inevitable luggage loss.

• The "Someday" Strategist: A visual placeholder for that retirement trip you’ll take once the kids finally move out and stop asking you where their "clean" socks are.

• The High-End Bathroom: Because nothing says "tranquility" like staring at a sinking city while you’re luxuriating in a tub of bubbles.

THE SPECS

• Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).

• Inks: Quality archival inks that keep colors vibrant and blacks deep for years.

• Sizes: Available up to 13x19".

• Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).

THE MAKER PROMISE

This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.