The "Just Water Weight" Print | The 'Bathroom Delusion' Edition

THE VIBE

Behold the raccoon: a creature that spends its life eating literal garbage and yet still has the audacity to be surprised by the number on the scale. This black-and-white masterpiece captures that exact moment of post-shower vulnerability when you convince yourself that the extra five pounds is definitely just the weight of your wet hair and a particularly heavy moisturizer. It’s the perfect aesthetic for anyone who has ever looked at a scale and decided that the machine is simply a liar with a grudge.

PERFECT FOR

• The Scale Skeptic: For the woman who views the bathroom scale as an unreliable narrator in the story of her life.

• The Self-Care Realist: Because your morning routine deserves a mascot that understands the delicate balance between "treating yourself" and the laws of physics.

• The "Trash Panda" Enthusiast: Perfect for those who appreciate a creature that is simultaneously a high-end spa guest and a frequent visitor to the neighborhood dumpster.

THE SPECS

• Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).

• Inks: 6 color high quality inks that keep colors vibrant and blacks deep for years.

• Sizes: Available up to 13x19".

• Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).

THE MAKER PROMISE

This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. With over 20 years of graphic design experience, I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.