The "Kernel Panic" Print | Kitchen Edition



PAPER SPECS
Printed on premium 220 gsm matte fine art paper or 200 gsm premium fine art luster paper. This isn't a poster; it's a piece of art.
SHIPPING PROTOCOLS
All prints ship flat because let's face it, who likes curling?? Yeah, I didn't think so. You're welcome.
The Vibe
It’s the moment of realization: those aren't just snacks, they're family. This print captures the sheer, unadulterated terror of a corn cob discovering exactly what happens when things get heated. It’s vibrant, it’s twisted, and it’s the perfect way to add a little "pop" of dark humor to your kitchen or movie room.
Perfect For
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Movie Nights: Hang this near the microwave or snack bar for maximum impact.
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Kitchens: That appreciate a side of existential dread with dinner.
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The Snacker: Who knows that popcorn is a food group all on its own.
The Specs
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Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).
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Inks: Quality ink that keeps these buttery yellows and fresh greens vibrant for years.
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Sizes: Available up to 13x19".
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Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).
The Maker Promise
This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it heads out the door.