The "Morning Maintenance" Print | The 'It's a Process' Edition

THE VIBE

We’ve all stood in front of the mirror and wondered if we’re looking at a human being or a particularly overgrown shrubbery that’s developed a caffeine dependency. This Highland cow is the ultimate patron saint of the morning routine, staring down its own reflection with a razor and a level of determination usually reserved for opening a difficult bottle of wine. It’s a black-and-white reminder that "getting ready" is less of a hobby and more of a complex engineering project that requires time, tools, and a very sturdy towel.

PERFECT FOR

• The "Hirsute" Heroine: For the woman who has spent enough time with a pair of tweezers to qualify for a medical degree in dermatology.

• The Guest Bathroom: A subtle way to tell your visitors that if they take too long in the shower, you assume they are currently grappling with their own woolly existential crisis.

• The Highland Cow Enthusiast: Because your love for fluffy Scottish cattle shouldn't stop at the kitchen door—it should extend to your most vulnerable morning moments.

THE SPECS

• Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).

• Inks: 6 color high quality inks that keep colors vibrant and blacks deep for years.

• Sizes: Available up to 13x19".

• Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).

THE MAKER PROMISE

This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. With over 20 years of graphic design experience, I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.