The "Morning Maintenance" Print | The 'It's a Process' Edition



PAPER SPECS
Printed on premium 220 gsm matte fine art paper or 200 gsm premium fine art luster paper. This isn't a poster; it's a piece of art.
SHIPPING PROTOCOLS
All prints ship flat because let's face it, who likes curling?? Yeah, I didn't think so. You're welcome.
THE VIBE
We’ve all stood in front of the mirror and wondered if we’re looking at a human being or a particularly overgrown shrubbery that’s developed a caffeine dependency. This Highland cow is the ultimate patron saint of the morning routine, staring down its own reflection with a razor and a level of determination usually reserved for opening a difficult bottle of wine. It’s a black-and-white reminder that "getting ready" is less of a hobby and more of a complex engineering project that requires time, tools, and a very sturdy towel.
PERFECT FOR
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The "Hirsute" Heroine: For the woman who has spent enough time with a pair of tweezers to qualify for a medical degree in dermatology.
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The Guest Bathroom: A subtle way to tell your visitors that if they take too long in the shower, you assume they are currently grappling with their own woolly existential crisis.
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The Highland Cow Enthusiast: Because your love for fluffy Scottish cattle shouldn't stop at the kitchen door—it should extend to your most vulnerable morning moments.
THE SPECS
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Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).
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Inks: 6 color high quality inks that keep colors vibrant and blacks deep for years.
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Sizes: Available up to 13x19".
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Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).
THE MAKER PROMISE
This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. With over 20 years of graphic design experience, I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.