The "Shelled & Over It" Print | Eternal Wisdom Edition

THE VIBE

Let’s be honest, sea turtles have been around for over 100 million years, which gives them a level of "I’ve seen everything and I’m over it" that we can only aspire to. This print captures that ancient, judgmental wisdom in a vibrant stained-glass style that says "I’m sophisticated" while the turtles’ expressions say "Did you really need that second glass of wine?" It’s the perfect blend of oceanic majesty and the quiet realization that we’re all just floating through life trying not to get caught in a net of our own making.

PERFECT FOR

• The Coastal Grandmother (with an Edge): For the woman who loves the beach but hates the "Live, Laugh, Love" aesthetic with a passion usually reserved for slow drivers in the left lane.

• The "I Need a Vacation" Home Office: A visual reminder that while you’re stuck in back-to-back meetings, somewhere a turtle is slowly drifting through the Pacific, completely unbothered by emails.

• The Bathroom Gallery Wall: Because nothing elevates a guest bathroom like two mosaic reptiles staring into your soul while you contemplate your life choices in the mirror.

THE SPECS

• Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).

• Inks: Quality archival inks that keep colors vibrant and blacks deep for years.

• Sizes: Available up to 13x19".

• Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).

THE MAKER PROMISE

This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.