The "Stoic Shoreman" Print | The 'Master of Boundaries' Edition

THE VIBE

The Great Blue Heron: the only creature on earth that can stand perfectly still for four hours and still look like it has a more productive social life than you. This palette knife masterpiece captures that exact level of "don't touch me" energy that every adult woman aspires to achieve by Friday at 3:00 PM. It’s coastal, it’s textured, and it’s a visual reminder that you don't have to explain your stillness to anyone—especially not to the people in your house who can't find the mustard when it's right in front of them.

PERFECT FOR

• The Coastal Grandma (with a Backbone): For the woman who loves the ocean but isn't afraid to tell a seagull—or a relative—to back off.

• The Quiet Entryway: A warning to guests that they are entering a zone of high-end aesthetics and very low tolerance for nonsense.

• The Home Office: A visual mentor for when you need to maintain absolute focus while your inbox is a literal dumpster fire.

THE SPECS

• Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).

• Inks: Quality archival inks that keep colors vibrant and blacks deep for years.

• Sizes: Available up to 13x19".

• Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).

THE MAKER PROMISE

This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.