The "Unbothered Batrachian" Print | Steeped in Judgment Edition

THE VIBE

Behold the Australian Green Tree Frog: a creature that has mastered the art of looking at you like you just suggested "manifesting" as a solution to your property taxes. This isn't just a painting of a frog in a teacup; it’s a lifestyle choice for the woman who has realized that a well-steeped Earl Grey and a healthy dose of cynicism are the only ways to survive a Tuesday. The visible, heavy brushstrokes and muted pink tones say "I appreciate fine art," while the frog’s expression says "I’m only here because the pond was too crowded with idiots".

PERFECT FOR

• The Kitchen Gallery Wall: For the person whose cooking style is best described as "don't ask me what's for dinner if you value your life".

• The "Me Time" Nook: A visual representation of how you look when you're finally in the bath and someone starts banging on the door asking where the clean towels are.

• The Recovering Perfectionist: A reminder that you can be sitting in a delicate, gold-rimmed teacup and still look like you’re ready to fight the first person who mentions "inner peace".

THE SPECS

• Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).

• Inks: Quality archival inks that keep colors vibrant and blacks deep for years.

• Sizes: Available up to 13x19".

• Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).

THE MAKER PROMISE

This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.