The "Vending Fate" Print | Toxic Green Edition

THE VIBE

Ah, the illusion of choice. This gritty, halftone illustration captures the universal human experience of trying to improve your life, only to find the vending machine is stocked exclusively with "Anxiety," "Debt," and "Doom." Featuring a skeletal hand paying good money for bad outcomes and a radioactive green glow from the dispensing slot, this print is a cynical, industrial-style reminder that sometimes the machine just takes your dollar.

PERFECT FOR

• Home Offices: A grounding reality check when you're looking at your budget spreadsheets.

• Dorm Rooms: For students currently majoring in "Future Student Loan Payments."

• Living Rooms: Great for letting guests know you have a dark sense of humor and absolutely no optimism.

THE SPECS

• Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).

• Inks: Premium quality inks that keep that toxic green glowing and the gritty textures sharp for years.

• Sizes: Available up to 13x19".

• Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).

THE MAKER PROMISE

This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.