The "Zero Bars" Print | Interstellar Roaming Edition

THE VIBE

You travel millions of miles, land on a new planet, and the first thing you do? Check your notifications. This vibrant, painterly piece captures the universal truth that no matter how far we go, we're still addicted to the scroll. With explosive strokes of teal, gold, and Martian orange, it’s a colorful reminder that even in the vastness of space, someone is probably wrong on the internet.

PERFECT FOR

• Tech Startups: A subtle nod to the fact that we are all just monkeys with smartphones, even in space.

• Gaming Rooms: Adds some serious sci-fi texture without looking like a movie poster from 1985.

• Bedrooms: For the person who swears they're going to stop doomscrolling before bed (but won't).

THE SPECS

• Paper: Premium heavyweight matte or luster (because flimsy paper kills the vibe).

• Inks: Quality archival inks that keep colors vibrant and blacks deep for years.

• Sizes: Available up to 13x19".

• Note: Frame is not included (I just make the art, you pick the frame).

THE MAKER PROMISE

This isn't mass-produced in a warehouse. This is a small-batch print created in my workshop in Enfield, CT. I choose the materials, run the prints, and trim every single sheet myself to ensure it meets the Artazyn standard before it ships out.