Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Proceed with Fucking Caution
The disclaimer has been adequately upgraded.
Official hazard language, corrected for the actual severity of the situation and the people likely to ignore it.
From
$24.00
Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Product details
The Vibe
Official hazard language, corrected for the actual severity of the situation and the people likely to ignore it.
Print method
Printed in-house on professional satin photo paper. 270gsm, 10.4mil thick, bright white base with a medium texture surface that holds color and minimizes fingerprints.
Entryway, studio, office, garage, or hallway—where advance notice may become legally useful.
Perfect For
01
The Known Risk
For anyone whose personality has already generated enough evidence to justify formal signage.
02
The Entry Warning
Works beside a door, desk, or studio entrance where advance notice may reduce complaints.
03
The Liability Friend
A gift for the person everyone loves despite the clearly documented operating conditions.
Paper & Print Quality
- Museum-quality archival paper
- Fade-resistant inks
- Vivid contrast and deep blacks
- Printed and inspected in-house
Framing note
Use a simple black frame with no mat. The white ground and dripping mark already behave like a finished sign.
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