Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Fucking Medicinal
The dosage appears emotionally appropriate.
One heavy pour, one burning skyline, and a treatment plan nobody intends to submit for approval.
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$24.00
Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Product details
The Vibe
One heavy pour, one burning skyline, and a treatment plan nobody intends to submit for approval.
Print method
Printed in-house on professional satin photo paper. 270gsm, 10.4mil thick, bright white base with a medium texture surface that holds color and minimizes fingerprints.
Home bar, den, kitchen, or dining room—where the medicine cabinet is arranged by proof.
Perfect For
01
The Therapeutic Pour
For the drink selected after the day has exceeded all nonprescription options.
02
The Home Bar
Looks appropriately serious near the bottles without pretending any of them are part of a wellness retreat.
03
The Whiskey Patient
A gift for the person who knows exactly which glass is used for the difficult diagnosis.
Paper & Print Quality
- Museum-quality archival paper
- Fade-resistant inks
- Vivid contrast and deep blacks
- Printed and inspected in-house
Framing note
Use matte black with no mat so the amber glass glows against the dark city and the white lettering stays sharp.
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