Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Staying Positive
A flawless attitude under terrible conditions.
Cocktail attire, visible fire, and a social agreement not to make the evening uncomfortable with facts.
From
$24.00
Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Product details
The Vibe
Cocktail attire, visible fire, and a social agreement not to make the evening uncomfortable with facts.
Print method
Printed in-house on professional satin photo paper. 270gsm, 10.4mil thick, bright white base with a medium texture surface that holds color and minimizes fingerprints.
Dining room, home bar, kitchen, or office—places where visible problems are often renamed before being addressed.
Perfect For
01
The Optimism Professional
For anyone capable of calling a structural failure an interesting opportunity.
02
The Dinner Party
Adds the correct amount of denial to a dining room, kitchen, or home bar.
03
The It’s-Fine Friend
A gift for the person maintaining excellent posture through objectively poor circumstances.
Paper & Print Quality
- Museum-quality archival paper
- Fade-resistant inks
- Vivid contrast and deep blacks
- Printed and inspected in-house
Framing note
A dark walnut frame with a narrow cream mat supports the period photograph while leaving the fire to make its own case.
04 — RELATED DAMAGE
MORE BAD DECISIONS.
You clearly have a type. Here are a few more ways to make the problem worse.
BETTER MATH
BUY 2 PRINTS / GET THE 3RD FREE
