THE SIZE
Large on purpose
Designed to read like actual artwork, not a tiny afterthought hiding in the corner of your laptop.
SIZELarge format — exact dimensions vary by design
THE STICKER, AT A GLANCE
BIG STICKER. SMALL SHIPPING.
FORMAT
Large die-cut
Up to 4–4.5 in max dimension
MATERIAL
Premium vinyl
Premium sticker vinyl
FINISH
Laminated
Protective laminated top layer
SHIPPING
$1.99 flat
1–4 stickers / free on 5+
MADE TO STICK
BIG STICKER. NO SMALL OPINIONS.
PREMIUM VINYL / LAMINATED FINISH / UP TO 4–4.5 IN.
Breakfast of Champions.
Start the day with terrible judgment.
A cereal bowl, a liquor bottle, and the kind of morning routine nobody puts in a wellness newsletter.
$5.99
MIX + MATCHBETTER MATH
ANY 3$15
ANY 5$22FREE SHIPPING
MIX ANY 5 / SAVE $7.95 / FREE SHIPPING
THE STICKER, AT A GLANCE
BIG STICKER. SMALL SHIPPING.
FORMAT
Large die-cut
Up to 4–4.5 in max dimension
MATERIAL
Premium vinyl
Premium sticker vinyl
FINISH
Laminated
Protective laminated top layer
SHIPPING
$1.99 flat
1–4 stickers / free on 5+
THE DETAILSSTICK AROUND
Big. Laminated. Difficult to ignore.
PREMIUM STICKERS. ZERO TINY NONSENSE.
Large die-cut stickers made from premium vinyl and finished with laminate. Built for the places your better judgment failed to protect.
THE BUILD
Vinyl + laminate
Die-cut to the artwork and laminated for extra protection because paper stickers have suffered enough.
VINYLPremium vinyl
FINISHLaminated
USEBest on clean, smooth surfaces
THE HABIT
Buy more than one
Mix them. Match them. Pretend buying five was financially responsible because technically you saved money.
ONE$5.99
ANY 3$15
ANY 5$22
MIX + MATCHQUALIFYING STICKERS / SAME DAMAGE / BETTER MATH
04 — RELATED DAMAGE
MORE BAD DECISIONS.
You clearly have a type. Here are a few more ways to make the problem worse.
MIX + MATCH
ANY 3 / $15 · ANY 5 / $22 + FREE SHIPPING
