I Am Not Your Fucking Therapist

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Retro comic execution, complete detachment, and a boundary that has finally stopped using soft language.
From $24.00
Size

Printed in-house

Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.

Museum quality

Archival inks on professional paper.

Made to last

Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.

Packed like a pro

Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.

I Am Not Your Fucking Therapist Art Print – Retro Comic Wall Art
Product details

The Vibe

Retro comic execution, complete detachment, and a boundary that has finally stopped using soft language.
Print method

Printed in-house on professional satin photo paper. 270gsm, 10.4mil thick, bright white base with a medium texture surface that holds color and minimizes fingerprints.

Collection EVERYTHING, UNFILTERED
Catalog lane highly-inappropriate
Bedroom, home office, dressing room, or entryway—anywhere expectations need to be managed before the story begins.

Perfect For

01

The Exhausted Empath

For anyone who has provided enough free emotional processing for several lifetimes.

02

The Bedroom Warning

Looks especially correct where late-night oversharing should encounter visible office hours.

03

The Former Support Line

A gift for the friend who has listened, advised, repeated herself, and officially closed intake.

Paper & Print Quality

Close-up of Artazyn print paper and frame
  • Museum-quality archival paper
  • Fade-resistant inks
  • Vivid contrast and deep blacks
  • Printed and inspected in-house
Framing note

Use a thin black frame with no mat so the cream field and yellow speech bubble remain crisp and graphic.