Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
My Patience Expired Yesterday
The wolf has reviewed your request.
One severe wolf, one expired resource, and no indication that patience will be restocked.
From
$24.00
Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Product details
The Vibe
One severe wolf, one expired resource, and no indication that patience will be restocked.
Print method
Printed in-house on professional satin photo paper. 270gsm, 10.4mil thick, bright white base with a medium texture surface that holds color and minimizes fingerprints.
Entryway, office, bedroom, or studio—anywhere requests should be screened before proceeding.
Perfect For
01
The Last-Nerve Owner
For anyone whose remaining tolerance should not be mistaken for active availability.
02
The Entryway Warning
Sets expectations before visitors begin testing theories about your hospitality.
03
The Wolf Person
A gift for the animal lover whose boundaries arrive with direct eye contact.
Paper & Print Quality
- Museum-quality archival paper
- Fade-resistant inks
- Vivid contrast and deep blacks
- Printed and inspected in-house
Framing note
A matte black frame with no mat keeps the old warning-poster feeling intact and lets the cream paper edge remain visible.
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