Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Not My Problem
The automatic reply is finally honest.
A vintage typewriter, a yellow burst, and the rare out-of-office message that answers the actual question.
From
$24.00
Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Product details
The Vibe
A vintage typewriter, a yellow burst, and the rare out-of-office message that answers the actual question.
Print method
Printed in-house on professional satin photo paper. 270gsm, 10.4mil thick, bright white base with a medium texture surface that holds color and minimizes fingerprints.
Home office, studio, break room, or bedroom—where the out-of-office policy can remain permanently active.
Perfect For
01
The Unavailable Employee
For anyone whose absence should not be interpreted as remote responsibility.
02
The Home Office
A useful visual boundary near the desk where work keeps attempting to follow people home.
03
The Departed Coworker
A gift for the colleague taking vacation, leaving the job, or emotionally clocking out at last.
Paper & Print Quality
- Museum-quality archival paper
- Fade-resistant inks
- Vivid contrast and deep blacks
- Printed and inspected in-house
Framing note
Use a simple black frame with no mat; the cream text and yellow burst need no additional office decoration.
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