Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Not Your Fucking Village
Community service was never authorized.
One dented kettle, one loud color incident, and a communal obligation formally returned to sender.
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$24.00
Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Product details
The Vibe
One dented kettle, one loud color incident, and a communal obligation formally returned to sender.
Print method
Printed in-house on professional satin photo paper. 270gsm, 10.4mil thick, bright white base with a medium texture surface that holds color and minimizes fingerprints.
Kitchen, entryway, home office, or hallway—where communal expectations tend to arrive without paperwork.
Perfect For
01
The Retired Helper
For anyone who has been volunteered into enough other people’s logistics.
02
The Kitchen Policy
The household setting makes the boundary particularly clear near tables, counters, and family traffic.
03
The Overused Friend
A gift for the person everyone calls dependable immediately before asking for too much.
Paper & Print Quality
- Museum-quality archival paper
- Fade-resistant inks
- Vivid contrast and deep blacks
- Printed and inspected in-house
Framing note
Use a thin black frame with no mat so the yellow wall and purple-cyan burst remain loud and unfiltered.
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