Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Take This Nonsense to Another Dimension
Local capacity has been exceeded.
A melting clock, a fluorescent portal, and a practical relocation plan for whatever this has become.
From
$24.00
Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Product details
The Vibe
A melting clock, a fluorescent portal, and a practical relocation plan for whatever this has become.
Print method
Printed in-house on professional satin photo paper. 270gsm, 10.4mil thick, bright white base with a medium texture surface that holds color and minimizes fingerprints.
Studio, home office, entryway, or bedroom—where the portal can remain open for necessary transfers.
Perfect For
01
The Nonsense Redirect
For anyone willing to tolerate chaos only after it has crossed a suitable dimensional boundary.
02
The Studio Portal
Adds surreal energy to a creative space without requiring the nonsense to remain in this universe.
03
The Strange Friend
A gift for the person who brings excellent ideas, unusual problems, and several unidentified timelines.
Paper & Print Quality
- Museum-quality archival paper
- Fade-resistant inks
- Vivid contrast and deep blacks
- Printed and inspected in-house
Framing note
Use a thin black frame with no mat so the pink, yellow, and rough collage edges keep their assembled-object energy.
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