Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Wish You Were Fucking Here
The destination has several active concerns.
An astronaut, a fluorescent drink, and a postcard message from somewhere nobody should book without insurance.
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$24.00
Printed in-house
Not drop shipped. Not mass produced.
Museum quality
Archival inks on professional paper.
Made to last
Fade-resistant, made to be on your wall for years.
Packed like a pro
Carefully protected so it arrives perfect.
Product details
The Vibe
An astronaut, a fluorescent drink, and a postcard message from somewhere nobody should book without insurance.
Print method
Printed in-house on professional satin photo paper. 270gsm, 10.4mil thick, bright white base with a medium texture surface that holds color and minimizes fingerprints.
Home bar, bedroom, office, or gallery wall—where one apocalyptic vacation image can improve the itinerary.
Perfect For
01
The Hostile Traveler
For anyone whose vacation photos become noticeably better after the plan goes wrong.
02
The Home Bar
The reclining figure and bright drink make it especially useful near cocktails and bad travel stories.
03
The Faraway Friend
A gift for someone missed sincerely but invited with highly questionable logistics.
Paper & Print Quality
- Museum-quality archival paper
- Fade-resistant inks
- Vivid contrast and deep blacks
- Printed and inspected in-house
Framing note
Use a dark walnut frame with no mat to keep the tan desert warm and the fluorescent green drink visible.
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