THE FORMAT
Not the tiny kind
A full 5.5 × 8.5 inch folded card, built to give the artwork and punchline enough room to land.
SIZE5.5 × 8.5 in
FORMATFolded portrait greeting card
THE CARD, AT A GLANCE
BIG CARD. NORMAL POSTAGE.
FORMAT
5.5 × 8.5 in
Large-format folded card
STOCK
Glossy card stock
Premium printed card stock
INCLUDED
Envelope included
Blank inside for your own message
EASY TO MAIL
Just 1 Forever Stamp
Card + envelope under 1 oz
ROOM TO SAY IT
BIG CARD. BLANK INSIDE.
ENOUGH SPACE FOR THE SWEET PART, THE WEIRD PART, AND THE THING YOU ALMOST CROSSED OUT.
In My Defence, I Was Left Unsupervised..
The explanation is not a defense.
An orange cat holds a paintbrush beside a freshly painted wall. Accountability is still drying.
$7.99
MIX + MATCHBETTER MATH
ANY 3$21
ANY 5$30FREE SHIPPING
ANY CARD / ENVELOPE INCLUDED / BETTER MATH
THE CARD, AT A GLANCE
BIG CARD. NORMAL POSTAGE.
FORMAT
5.5 × 8.5 in
Large-format folded card
STOCK
Glossy card stock
Premium printed card stock
INCLUDED
Envelope included
Blank inside for your own message
EASY TO MAIL
Just 1 Forever Stamp
Card + envelope under 1 oz
THE DETAILSSEND SOMETHING BETTER
Big cards. Better excuses.
PREMIUM CARDS. ENVELOPE INCLUDED.
5.5 × 8.5 inch folded greeting cards printed in-house on glossy stock. Made for birthdays, apologies, anniversaries, and other situations requiring evidence you tried.
THE BUILD
Printed in-house
Glossy card stock, inspected by actual humans, and paired with an envelope so you can hand it over like a functional adult.
STOCKGlossy card stock
FINISHGlossy
PRINTPrinted and inspected in-house
ENVELOPEIncluded
THE MATH
Plan badly. Save anyway
Mix and match qualifying cards. Keep a few around for the birthdays, apologies, and disasters you absolutely knew were coming.
ONE$7.99
ANY 3$21
ANY 5$30
MIX + MATCHANY CARD / ENVELOPE INCLUDED / BETTER MATH
04 — RELATED DAMAGE
MORE BAD DECISIONS.
You clearly have a type. Here are a few more ways to make the problem worse.
MIX + MATCH
ANY 3 / $21 · ANY 5 / $30 + FREE SHIPPING
